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December 9, 2009 7 07 PM

seasons in nc

(January- March) Winter

(March- May) WTF

(May- July) Hot

(July- October) Really Effing Hot

(October- January) WTF 2: WTF’s Revenge

December 3, 2009 9 38 PM

stuff like this and a video i found once of neil patrick harris singing “the confrontation” from les miserables with jason segal on megan mullally’s show makes me want to have my own talk show so i can get celebrities to come just do silly things and have fun.

you wanna know about the movie/tv show/book coming out? that’s what the internet is for. look it up. watch the trailer in the commercials. we’re here to be ourselves.

or it could just be me and my friends. or, my friends who accidentally are/have become celebrities. even better, it could be a stage show. these are all dreams of mine.

i’d be less annoying than this host lady. i hope. you never know.

also, I think I’ve just described what SNL sometimes is. Whoops.

December 1, 2009 7 18 AM

she fell down some stairs... and ran into a door

livejournal user kar3ning was reminded of something after going to see New Moon recently:

According to the National Domestic Violence hotline, these are some signs that you may be in an emotionally or physically abusive relationship.

Does your partner:
* Look at you or act in ways that scare you?
Check.

* Control what you do, who you see or talk to or where you go?
“Stay away from the werewolves. I love you.”

* Make all of the decisions?
Check.

* Act like the abuse is no big deal, it’s your fault, or even deny doing it?
“If I wasn’t so attracted to you, I wouldn’t have to break up with you.”

* Threaten to commit suicide?
“I just can’t live without you. In fact, I’ll run to Italy and try suicide by vampire if anything happens to you.”

* Threaten to kill you?
On their first date.

These are some more signs of an abusive relationship.
Has your partner…
* Tried to isolate you from family or friends.
Bella doesn’t have time for anyone else!

* Damaged property when angry (thrown objects, punched walls, kicked doors, etc.).
Check.

* Pushed, slapped, bitten, kicked or choked you.
Does tossing her through a glass table count?

* Abandoned you in a dangerous or unfamiliar place.
“We’re breaking up. And I’m leaving you in the forest.”

* Scared you by driving recklessly.
Check.

* Forced you to leave your home.
She had to run away with him to flee from the other vampires in the first movie, and she had to drop everything and run to Italy in the second.

* Prevented you from calling police or seeking medical attention.
Check. Even in the hospital, nothing is a big deal.

* Views women as objects and believes in rigid gender roles.
Well, they are Mormon… (I know, I know, cheap shot.)

* Accuses you of cheating or is often jealous of your outside relationships.
Check, wolf-boy.
Now I’m pissed. According to the NDVH, “If you answered ‘yes’ to even one of these questions, you may be in an abusive relationship.” This list is fifteen.

November 29, 2009 5 44 PM

don't talk to me about joseph campbell: part one

(a series in which I can prove everything is Star Wars.)

End of Star Wars, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back-
Oh No! We have to save the frozen anti-hero Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt. In order to do that, heroine Leia (who does have feelings for Han) and naive Luke will have to place their trust in Han’s shady ex-BFF Lando, who used to own his ship, the Millenium Falcon.

End of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest-
Oh No! We have to save the gobbled anti-hero Jack Sparrow from Davie Jones. In order to do that, heroine Elizabeth (who may have feelings for Jack), and naive Will will have to place their trust in Jack’s shady ex-First Mate Barbossa, who used to own his ship, the Black Pearl.

--Tagged under: geekpride--

446 notes November 29, 2009 12 18 PM

Reblogged from asakite

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I Don’t Want to Live on the Moon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt

(The original version of this song was performed by Ernie on “Sesame Street”